why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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