- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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