- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

You are joking right?

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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