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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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