- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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