- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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