Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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