- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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