Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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