Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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