what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Hey Shea

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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