- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Dwarf Shortage

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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