- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Knock Know! Come in!

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Women's rights

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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