- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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