what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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