why does the man appear fat he is

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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I have a horse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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no really what are ur names?

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