how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

i dont fisish anythi

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

No your aunties a joke

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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