- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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