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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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