- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

i just wrote this so hard

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

An Asian with a big dick.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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