- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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