What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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okay so theres this guy.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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