Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Dwarf Shortage

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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