What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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