Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Hi

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

How do five gay guys walk? 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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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