What's long hard and black A drain pipe

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Ready for something funny? nothing

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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