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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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