- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Women's rights

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

swag

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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