- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

I put my baby in a microwave.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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