- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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