- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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