What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Lil Wayne

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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