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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's better than a stick? A stone

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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