why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Gustavo Andrade

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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