Your mother is so fat.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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