A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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