- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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