- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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