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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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