- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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