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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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