a black man pays his child support

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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I asked her where you were.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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