- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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