Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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It's all Taggart

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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