What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Suck pussy

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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