That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

i'm hard

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

time to spruce up!

A house comes around the corner.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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