Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Half life 3 confirmed

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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