- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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