- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Boxing on Boxing Day

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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