- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

A guy at a baseball game....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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