- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock knock. Get out!!

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Flowers are colors Love me

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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