2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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