- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

womans rights...

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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