- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

God is real.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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