- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

haha black people :D

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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