Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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