- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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