What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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outside your comfort zone

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Ross.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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