- Anti Joke

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.