- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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