- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

mikey is cute

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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