how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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