Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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