How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

where's mom I killed her

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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