Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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