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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Women's Rights

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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