Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Jimmy Saville

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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