- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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