Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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