Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What page are you on The gay page.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

this website even though its hilarious.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

A man penetrates another man.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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