- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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