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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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