- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

richard is fag

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Jimmy Saville

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!