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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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