- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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