- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Your mums a potato

Jebron Lames.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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