- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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