so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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