- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

your no better than a cockroach

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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