Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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