A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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