- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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