Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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