I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why are white people white? I don't know

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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