Knock knock.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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