Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

FUCK YOU

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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