- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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