What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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