Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Justin Bieber

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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