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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Your big dick.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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