- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Whats the defination of cruelty

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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