- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Refridgerator.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

I'm going as the joker for halloween

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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