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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Potassium? K.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Refridgerator.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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