What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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No

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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