- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

God is real.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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