- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

no rasist joks

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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