- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did? Yes

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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