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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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