What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

12 niqqa 12.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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