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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A hill billy went fishing

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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