- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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