Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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