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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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