An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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