- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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