- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

roses are red poo is poo

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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