- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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