Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

You are joking right?

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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