- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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