- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? faith

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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