Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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