Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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