whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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