A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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