Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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