an emo girl walked into a white room

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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