What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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