A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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