- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

I'm Polish.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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