Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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