- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

all these jokes are horrible now

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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