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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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