A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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