- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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