Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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