- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are flowers.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

men's rights activists

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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