Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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