- Anti Joke

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

YOU

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested