Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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