What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Roses are flowers.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why didn't he finish his

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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