When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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