So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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