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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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