- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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