- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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