- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

your mom.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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