well use a tissue!

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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black people swimming

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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