- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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