What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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