- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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