What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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