What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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FUCK YOU

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