How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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