What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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