Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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