knock knock go away!!!

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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